Politics Made Easy
- Liberal: Stop forcing your beliefs down other people's throats!
- Liberal: (Five seconds later) Forcibly taking money from people and giving it to others who are less fortunate is fine because I believe it's what people should do! If they don't want to help, we should force them to.
- Conservative: We have a right from God to enforce morality!
- Conservative: (Five seconds later) Let's bomb every country who is different!
- Libertarian: Respect that everyone has their liberty, and leave everyone alone!
- Libertarian: (Five seconds later) Respect that everyone has their liberty, and leave everyone alone!
